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Global Warming Jokes Aren’t Funny

Overtime I have developed a bit of a pet peeve. I get a little annoyed when people make lame jokes on a cold day about “Al Gore and Global Warming.” It’s cold, big deal, it neither proves nor disproves any theory and is, overall an amazingly lame over simplificaiton of a complex issue.

Global warming, for better or worse, is actually happening. We don’t know if we can stop it. We do know there are a variety of contributing factors to the problem such as cows which supposedly generate more greenhouse gases than cars, planes, and all other forms of transport combined. Go read the linked article it’s pretty insane how much bad stuff livestock, and the care of that commodity, generates.

Honestly, I don’t care if you care about global warming. I don’t care if you are being more environmentally conscious or if you reduce your family’s carbon footprint at all. But please stop denying that global warming is happening. There is plenty of disagreement on the why (manmade) -vs- (other) bit it’s still a fact that the global temps are gradually increasing so please just deal with it.

The impetus for this post was a minor twitter conversation I had after someone retweeted a lame “Its cold out, take that global warming” joke. I find it funny that these same people never make an equally lame joke on a warm winter day (or a warm month like this past November, 2009). After I made that observation it was suggested that November wasn’t really that mild compared to normal so I looked and it’s true – on average it wasn’t “that mild” but it was 2.75 degrees warmer than the average of the past 12 years. Here’s a little table showing the avg November temps for Bluefield WV for the past 12 years:

Year Temp
2009 58
2008 50
2007 55
2006 58
2005 59
2004 58
2003 58
2002 47
2001 60
2000 48
1999 58
1998 54
AVG: 55.25

2000 looked awefully nasty but 2001 sure did look nice! My curiosity kept me plugging though so I grabbed a different 12 year window; 1968-1979.

Year Temp
1979 50
1978 54
1977 55
1976 43
1975 56
1974 52
1973 54
1972 50
1971 50
1970 53
1969 47
1968 51
AVG: 51.25

Again, this is not sufficient data to do any real trending on but I thought it was interesting that the average temp was 4 degrees cooler in this sample and that the temp only got over the 98-09 average one time during this 12 year period. All data was extracted from weather underground

  • mememine
    Climate Cowards:
    Truth is that, that never changes. It is constant. Nature does not change and 5 billion years proves it. Nature cannot change to being weak. Therefore humans can't possibly melt planets.
    Therefore melting does not mean anything else but nature caused ice to melt and just ask the tropical fossils under the ice at both poles.
    History is cursing us all now for this modern day witch burning and WMD enviro CO2 mistake.
  • Sara Huber
    If you have not seen it, watch HOME on youtube sometime.

    Sara

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxENMKaeC
  • I've not seen it (or heard of it) - I'll check it out. The url you put was rejected by youtube as malformed (not sure why) so I'll try to post it again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxENMKaeCU
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