Yesterday was a rough day for me in Hong Kong. To start with I woke up very tired. I think the prior 15.1 hour work day may have taken it's toll on me. However, I got up and did my normal morning routine and, if I do say so myself, was looking really good in this new shirt we bought in NY, and then headed out. It was my first day where I was going to get to the office after 8 - I got here at about 8:10 but I was the third person here. At about 9:30 I was feeling pretty hungry so I headed across the street to Starbucks to buy a scone and a hot cocoa. This was my first mistake of the day.
The Hot Cocoa must have been loaded with sugar because my body almost instantly became unhappy. My stomach was cramping up and, just what I didn't need in hot and humid Hong Kong - I started to sweat. Sure, you may be thinking why did I order a hot drink in hot Hong Kong - well chocolate sounded good and I'm a sucker for chocolate sometimes. Anyway I just soldiered on and ignored my bodies complaints until lunch time. I figured I could get something solid to eat and everything would be fine. I asked my local manger for a recommended place for lunch and he suggested a joint called "Cosmos" - some kind of "healthy food" place. They have these take out "box" lunches that are sitting in a fridge and that they will heat up for you. I picked a chicken and brown rice combo and was lured in by the big menu board behind the cashier hawking their smoothies. I really like smoothies so I ordered the 4-fruit smooth; strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, and banana. Mistake number 2!
My stomach was in fits at this point so I decided to head into a little pharmacy that sat between my building and Cosmos to get some [[loperamide]]. Now, cosmos gives you a really nice bag for "take away" orders. Its got a cardboard bottom and nice rope handle. Inside there rested my box lunch (in a cardboard box) and my drink in a plastic cup with a plastic bubble lid that was sealed shut. The cup was actually in a cardboard thing-a-ma-jig that helped keep it from falling over in the bag - a pretty nice setup really - except that as I entered the pharmacy the cup fell over in my bag anyway. It only spilled a little - a few drops really before I saved it and stood it back up. Then I just carried the bag at an incline so the cup couldn't fall again. With my immodium in hand I headed back to my desk to eat and treat myself.
The food was pretty good and the smoothie was nice too. I threw the trash away and then addressed my keyboard only to spot, out of the corner of my eye, a big red splotch right in the middle of my new shirt. A shirt I was really admiring earlier in the day because it was cut so much better than the rest of my shirts. Dammit, now it had a big red stain! Some of that spill from when the drink was in my bag had crept down the cup and fallen on my shirt. Too top it off my stomach still felt like crap. So back downstairs I went to the pharmacy in hopes I could find a stain stick. Of course I have both immodium and a stain stick back at my hotel room and the pharmacy didn't have a stain stick. My room is about 30 minutes away and at this point I was feeling so sleepy I thought if I went there I would just go back to bed - not a good option. So, instead I headed upstairs and asked if there was somewhere nearby that might sell a stain stick. My manager sent me down the road to a small grocery store.
Grocery stores here are small - it's part of the nature of the beast that is Hong Kong - space is limited and the only stores that are huge are big name brands like Versaci or something - not grocery stores. So of course the Park and Pack I was in didn't have anything even remotely like a stain stick. However, there was an older French lady shopping there who was kind enough to tell me about a nicer grocery over at the International Finance Center (IFC) called city super. I was there! Except I didn't really know how to get to the IFC - but how hard could it be, it's the tallest building in Hong Kong.
As it turns out it is pretty hard. You can't see the tallest building through all of the other tall but not tallest buildings. However, I'd been there twice - both times while I was working so all I had to do was backtrack to my office and follow the path we had taken the on the prior two trips. Good idea in theory but in practice I had to have actually paid attention to the path we had taken on those two trips. The thing is I have been in constant catch-up mode in learning about all the technologies I have to work with since I got here - and on the trips over to the IFC I've been talking to the other team members about various topics - focusing on their answers and not on the path we took. So, basically, I had no idea how to get to the IFC.
That didn't stop me from trying though. A neat feature of Hong Kong is, because it is so hot, humid and rainy, you can get from one part of the central area to another without ever going outside. That is basically how we had gotten to the IFC before. You enter one building and then just cross over streets into others via overpasses. I had a basic idea of how our trip to the IFC started but before long I was in a huge square building with a one or two major entry points at each corner. I was pretty sure I didn't have to go to a different floor but I had no idea which cardinal direction to travel in let alone which of the exits at each corner I should take so I just started going down each to see if any felt familiar. The problem was none of them did. Finally, some Australian guy walked by and I asked him where to go to get to the IFC. At that point I was in the exact opposite corner from where I needed to be. He told me to just follow the signs to the "Airport Express" and I couldn't miss the IFC and sure enough he was right. About ten minutes later I was at the entrance to the IFC.
The first two floors of the IFC are a big mall full of fancy name brand clothes and shoes. Name brands here aren't "Levi's" or "Nike" they are "Prada" and "Tiffany". Somewhere in this mix was the City Super that, hopefully, had my stain stick. The floor layout is sort of circular so I just picked a direction and started walking - of course, from my entry point I picked the "wrong" direction as I had to walk nearly 3/4 of the circle before I reached the store. Not to be anti-climatic or anything but they did have a Tide to Go pen which took the stain out of my shirt without a problem.
Now all I had to do was find my way back. Not a big deal until I got back to the square that caused me all of the problems in the first place. By this point my stomach was in agony and I had no idea which way to go. However, I knew I was in the Central part of Hong Kong so I just headed to the Central Building and sure enough it got me close enough where I could find my way and I started to recognize parts of the hallways as somewhere I had been before that day. Eventually I made it back to the office. However I only stayed until 6:30 because I wanted to do 2 things that night; 1. go back to the IFC and make sure I could complete the trip without difficulty because that is where the traders for my Client work and where I may have to go by myself for work at some point and 2. Eat an early dinner and get some sleep.
The IFC trip at this point was a no brainer. So I completed it and then headed up the escalators to the part of town called "SoHo" for dinner. Most of the restaurants there are European and feature pretty similar meals. I wandered around for a bit looking for one that seemed a little better, saw a Lotus (car) for the first time, before settling on "Boca" because there were more people there and I thought it would be nice to hear voices. However, I had to wait about 15 minutes for a table and then, after I ordered, I found out it would take 30 minutes for them to make my meal - clearly I had picked the wrong place. My meal finally arrived and it was huge - way too much food. So I ate about 1/4 of it and then waited patiently to catch the eye of a waitress so I could get my check. Eventually I did and I left $350HKD (or honkies!) lighter. By the time I made it back to my hotel room it was 10:30. So much for going to bed early.
Fortunately, I slept well and I woke up today feeling much better - both my energy and my stomach.
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